Black Penises

Firstly, Riva's mouth is filled with them. As is his mother's pussy.

Secondly,

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The AFU and Urban Legend Archive
Sex
penis length

Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: bml@netcom.com (Brian Leibowitz)
Subject: Re: Penis Length
Date: Tue, 23 Aug 1994 17:23:15 GMT

>From _How Big is Big_ by Dr. Zev Wanderer & Dr. David Radell:

How Big is the average relaxed penis?
4.0 inches (10 cm.) in legnth
[median legnth according to the wording of the text. 21.7 percent having that measurement. 90 percent between 3 and 5.] There is considerable variation ... depending on prevailing conditions....

>From the average size of a relaxed penis, can you tell how big an
erect one will be?
No.

How big is the average erect penis?
6.0 inches (15 cm.)
[again, this is really a median.]
Almost 90percent of men fall within the range of 5 to 7 inches in legnth.

What was the biggest erect penis ever measured? 13 inches (33 cm.)
Robert Latou Dickinson, one of this century's first science oriented sex researchers, reported that he had personally measured an erect penis thet was a bit over 13 inches. [this is quit unusual. Followed by rumours of other large ones - Milton Berle, Forrest Tucker, Dillinger - with this last one also reprted as NOT being in the Smithsonian collection.]

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Blue whales ... feature 10-foot long penises. Elephants, while not in the ocean league, often measure in at 6-feet. Any human might feel underendowed by comparison.

Are the penises of black men larger than the penises of white men? No and yes.
The largest number of white males (23.9 percent) as well as the largest number of black males (25.4 percent) reported their penis length as 6 inches. However, in the sample for blacks, no one listed a penis size of less than 5 inches compared to 3.2 percent of whites for these smaller sizes and 13.6 percent of blacks reported penis lengths in excess of 7 inches compared to only 7.5 percent of whites. ...same length penises (6 inches) but proportionately fewer blacks seem to have short penises and proportionately more blacks seems to have long penises.

This is not the final word, however, because when we compare the circumferences of penises belonging to whate and black males, a contradictory picture emerges. The largest number of white males (24.1 percent) report an errect penis circumference of 5 inches, whereas the largest number of black males (21.8 percent) report an erect penis of only 4 3/4 inches with only 18.2 percent reporting a 5 inch circumference.

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The bottom line is that there is no significant difference in the size of penises between the average white male and the average black male.

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Is there a connection between penis size and the size of other body parts?
Probably not.
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Do testicles lie at the same level?
No.

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How many men are balding?
60 percent.

... one third of men between 30 and 40 already claim a bald spot....

How big are the average woman's breasts? The average bust line is 35.9 inches (91 cm.)

... [is for American women].... More pointedly, the typical U.S. woman wears a B cup and buys a 36B bra. The proportion of women's cup sizes follows: A-15 percent, B-44 percent, C-28 percent, D-10 percent, others (such as AA or DD)-3 percent.
Intriguingly, manufacturers of women's clothing agree that the average American woman's bust size has expanded in recent decades, if only by fractions of an inch. ..[attributed to improved diet and birth control pills]
...[breast size is not related to other body part sizes]

Are women's breasts identical?
No.

How much seman is in a man's ejaculate? One teaspoonful.
...enormous variations [between individuals and between times]...

How fast does ejaculate travel?
28 miles per hour (45 km/hr)

"To bed! Aye, Sweetheart; and I'll come to thee," vowed Malvolio in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night and his promis did not exaggerate. Ejaculate may not be as fast as a speeding bullet, but th reletively high speed of the initial spurts demonstrates the force behind them. Once the ejaculate enters the female vagina, however, the speed is abruptly and sharply reduced to a comparative crawl of 1-3 cm per hour.

How many calories are in one ejaculation? Five

This is good news for devotees of oral sex and great news for dieters. It is just about impossible to gaim weight swallowing a man's ejaculate even though it is rich in protien. Many like the taste; others find it unpleasant. But, like it or not, "I'm on a diet" is no excuse for omitting ejaculate from one's menue.
This book has 165 references and citations are given for each question. (I'm not going to match them up and quote them.)

Brian "No mentin of Rod in the book" Leibowitz

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